And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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