People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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