I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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