I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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