Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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