I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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