Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
