i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
