The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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