That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
We named our party play list daddy issues
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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