Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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