Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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