the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Success! We fucked roommates!
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
