Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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