Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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