"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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