The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Randomize
