You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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