He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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