We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
