She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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