is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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