She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
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