I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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