is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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