Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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