1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Alive.
So much puke
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
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