: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
we're making bets on your personal life
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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