whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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