I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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