Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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