I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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