i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Randomize
