I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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