I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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