the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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