i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
there is glitter all over my balls
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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