So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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