Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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