Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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