No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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