I just made out with a guy for $7.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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