Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
We are two peas in an std pod
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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