my mouth tastes like poor choices
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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