I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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