It's just like the Real World with babies
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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