dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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