I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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