the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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