I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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