Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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